If you don’t like free speech
don’t use it
There’s a line between
offensive and abusive
But some fools
still choose to remain clueless
A foolish move
to be exploited by the ruthless
Using the words of others
as an argument against it
Use my words out of context
against what I intended
But I stand by what I say
I’ll always defend it
I don’t choose to offend you
You choose to be offended
The police now assign teams
to monitor people’s tweets
But there’s been no decrease
on crime on the streets
I guess it must be something to do
with equal opportunities
Now you can both serve as an officer
and be clinically obese
So please,
if you’d accompany us to the station
Your former right to remain silent
is now an obligation
Which in turn voids your right
to legal representation
Against a mandatory sentence
for jokes about masturbation
Bestiality, munging
and underage sex
And what appears to be a threat
towards the staff of CEX
We understand it’s humour
but it could be taken out of context
“It’s not what you said, it’s the way you said it”
Mate, you sound like my ex
Social media has a function called blocking
So if you don’t like it
stop reading
stop listening
stop watching
Just because you’re offended
by that cunt Katie Hopkins
Don’t attack my right
to mock Ian Watkins
You don’t know
what I go through in a day
My offensive sense of humour
is a tool to stay sane
But the Offended want witch hunts
leading to deaths
They can’t separate humour,
opinions and threats
Alleged liberals can be
as conservative as the next
Demanding censorship on all forms
of media and text
Lock down all social media
from YouTube to eBay
We’ll have freedom of speech
as long as you watch what you say
